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Cerelac Guy π₯¨
@hatiperi_jnr
I used to think my future husband was a Zimbabwean but maybe heβs Nigerian
Retweet of status by @LauraShumba
07 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I used to think my future husband was a Zimbabwean but maybe heβs Nigerian π
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Cerelac Guy π₯¨
@hatiperi_jnr
Kozoitawo ma tweleb ano retweeter banger rako ne backup account yake kwete ne main account igodo here?? chii maZimbabweans??
26 Jul 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Kozoitawo ma tweleb ano retweeter banger rako ne backup account yake kwete ne main account π igodo here?? chii maZimbabweans??π€£π€£
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Cerelac Guy
@hatiperi_jnr
My wish, one day is to go to a holiday destination far far away on my birthday as for now Chikuru kufema
Happy bβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Happy bβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @MemoMakanika
19 Jul 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My wish, one day is to go to a holiday destination far far away on my birthday as for now Chikuru kufema π
Happy b⦠https://t.co/1t51chUEwk
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@hatiperi_jnr
Look who just bought my items.
She bought a polo neck.
@MISSCHINDIYA is gorgeous, I appreciate the support I'm geβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
She bought a polo neck.
@MISSCHINDIYA is gorgeous, I appreciate the support I'm geβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @m3j_official
11 Jun 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Look who just bought my items.ππ
She bought a polo neck.
@MISSCHINDIYA is gorgeous, I appreciate the support I'm ge⦠https://t.co/BkY5V9rCcP
Cerelac Guyβ’
@hatiperi_jnr
go for raw sex with a zwitter hun at your own risk, i've learnt my lesson pic.twitter.com/sw2jsEujAM
27 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote go for raw sex with a zwitter hun at your own risk, i've learnt my lesson πππ https://t.co/sw2jsEujAM
Cerelac Guy β
@hatiperi_jnr
If Timon and Pumbaa were from Zimbabwe they'd say "Hakuna Mabasa" pic.twitter.com/VRfjZvq0Fk
Retweet of status by @KuBu_Wlfwr
24 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If Timon and Pumbaa were from Zimbabwe they'd say "Hakuna Mabasa" π
πΏπΌ https://t.co/VRfjZvq0Fk
Cerelac Guy
@hatiperi_jnr
Once a Zimbo girl enters your room owona TV, laptop, DVD,VCR ,DSTV,fridge...just know a serious relationship has started.
Retweet of status by @_MakdShelby
23 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Once a Zimbo girl enters your room owona TV, laptop, DVD,VCR ,DSTV,fridge...just know a serious relationship has started.ππ€π
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Cerelac Guy
@hatiperi_jnr
I'm not okay,my Ex inboxed me and said
"So you blocked me with the same fingers that couldn't find my clit.?
"So you blocked me with the same fingers that couldn't find my clit.?
Retweet of status by @shona_man
12 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm not okay,my Ex inboxed me and said
"So you blocked me with the same fingers that couldn't find my clit.?π
Cerelac Guy
@hatiperi_jnr
you never see me liking/rt my own tweets cause i'm STRAIGHT
16 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote you never see me liking/rt my own tweets cause i'm STRAIGHT πππ
Cerelac Guy
@hatiperi_jnr
i hate how love songs hit so hard when i'm this SINGLE
16 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i hate how love songs hit so hard when i'm this SINGLE π
Cerelac Guy
@hatiperi_jnr
if she smokes weed
03 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote if she smokes weed π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ