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@haurenlarris
When people tell me how well-behaved my cats are, I'm like "Thank you, Mama didn't raise no fools"
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@haurenlarris
"Do you have any food at your apartment that would go well with chicken?" is Shane's way of inviting himself over to cook me dinner lmao
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@haurenlarris
I spilled my drink all over my lap last night solely bc Bri's boobs looked phenom in her shirt. Thx for buying me a new one @Brianne6697
βauren
@haurenlarris
@AshlynGregory Love you more than life, Ash
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@haurenlarris
My friends and I are so embarrassing but we're fun, and that's all that matters
βauren
@haurenlarris
Getting excited about Facebook notifications, but it's just my high school janitor inviting me to play Facebook games
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@haurenlarris
It's crazy how you find someone that just fits in your life so perfectly
Retweet of status by @d_kailynn
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@haurenlarris
LOL @ when people get new iPhones and they don't know that they are texting you from their embarrassing email addresses
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@haurenlarris
my liver is trying to jump ship #manoverboard
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@haurenlarris
my couch swallowed me
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@haurenlarris
Group projects are a joke
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
