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hayley parker
@hayleyxparker
"Hayley, did you just come from the gym?" Nope, professor, I didn't. But thanks for politely telling me I look like crap
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hayley parker
@hayleyxparker
Some impatient maniac just sped around me, flipped me off & wound up getting pulled over a few miles later. Karma's a you-know-what, huh?
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hayley parker
@hayleyxparker
My brains always goes like "Didn't make it to the gym today? Let's go get dessert instead."
hayley parker
@hayleyxparker
hayley parker
@hayleyxparker
So jealous of girls who can pull of those thick fleece headbands. I just look bald.
hayley parker
@hayleyxparker
Reunited with this sweet snuggler today! http://t.co/7UXT8iDj2L
hayley parker
@hayleyxparker
Oh hey- lemme just sit on your textbook. You're not using it or anything, right? instagram.com/p/jcpM6qIAn5/
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hayley parker
@hayleyxparker
Moe's BBQ took my fav thing off their menu. They set up a date where I could come in & they put it back on their menu for a day. So great
hayley parker
@hayleyxparker
The Hobbit
hayley parker
@hayleyxparker
Despicable Me 2
hayley parker
@hayleyxparker
Don't dull the sparkle in your eyes. I know that we were made to break. So what? I don't mind.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
