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michaela
@hellomichaela
rosie, my nail tech, said she can't promise everyone will love me @ my new job tomorrow, but she can promise my nails will be amazing.
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michaela
@hellomichaela
my ex boyfriends mom posted a facebook status about how this wedding is just all her sons ex girlfriends under one barn and i'm dying
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michaela
@hellomichaela
i think about your dogs more than i think about you
Retweet of status by @jdgmntlgay
michaela
@hellomichaela
This exchange was on the last episode of The Secret Life of 5 Year Olds and it was the greatest put-down ever pic.twitter.com/VU688mav9D
Retweet of status by @BenSTravis
michaela
@hellomichaela
KANSAS STATE WITH THE HUGE UPSET AT BAYLOR! DJ JOHNSON'S BLOCK TO SEAL IT IS MUCH BETTER WITH TITANIC MUSIC! (β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Retweet of status by @TitanicHoops
michaela
@hellomichaela
Our kinda girl #girlboss pic.twitter.com/eN0oKqKMYo
michaela
@hellomichaela
Grocery Store Alert: HyVee stores expected to be extra Walmarty through the rest of this evening.
Retweet of status by @MeanStreetsOMA
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Consider this tweet a respite.
A calm oasis for your mind.
Remember lakes?
Sunsets?
Kindness?
Rest here as long as you need.
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michaela
@hellomichaela
Consider this tweet a respite.
A calm oasis for your mind.
Remember lakes?
Sunsets?
Kindness?
Rest here as long as you need.
Retweet of status by @imchriskelly
michaela
@hellomichaela
*watching snap stories @ 7:30am of everyone partying the night before*
oh they are NOT going to feel good this morning!
oh they are NOT going to feel good this morning!
michaela
@hellomichaela
I'm starting to stress about the fact that I have to stay out until at least midnight tomorrow
Retweet of status by @EttingerRachael
m.ch..l. k.ch
@hellomichaela
the amount of money I just spent on shampoo, conditioner & lotion makes me so sad.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
