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crash bandicoot
@hellopedestrian
when I was a kid, my cousin had a “I Hentai” shirt and would never explain it to me
30 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when I was a kid, my cousin had a “I ❤️ Hentai” shirt and would never explain it to me
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crash bandicoot
@hellopedestrian
My new Unhealthy Coping Mechanism is taking a shower every 8-12 hours but hey at least I'm soft
Retweet of status by @vincentvanngoth
01 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My new Unhealthy Coping Mechanism™ is taking a shower every 8-12 hours but hey at least I'm soft
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crash bandicoot
@hellopedestrian
how does the coworker who's latw every day n does the bare minimum still find the motivation to post "on that grind. stay hustlin. "
Retweet of status by @genbacatattoo
26 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote how does the coworker who's latw every day n does the bare minimum still find the motivation to post "on that grind. stay hustlin. 💯👌👌😤"
crash bandicoot
@hellopedestrian
MY SELF PRODUCED EP DROPS IN 4 DAYS
meeee ohhh myyyyyyy #suburbglow
meeee ohhh myyyyyyy #suburbglow
Retweet of status by @Bethany_AnnW
15 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🖼 MY SELF PRODUCED EP DROPS IN 4 DAYS
meeee ohhh myyyyyyy #suburbglow 🌅🌃🌌
crash bandicoot
@hellopedestrian
yeah when I was sixteen, or as I like to refer it as, "Trauma Time"
Retweet of status by @chemtrailcutie
10 Aug 17
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crash bandicoot
@hellopedestrian
Bad quality photos but pic.twitter.com/cnaEOif6yU
Retweet of status by @VelvetWarms
29 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bad quality photos but 🤷🏻♀️ https://t.co/cnaEOif6yU
crash bandicoot
@hellopedestrian
worst possible day to have been by myself when the QASA auditor came but my baristas and I pulled off a 92.8%
28 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote worst possible day to have been by myself when the QASA auditor came but my baristas and I pulled off a 92.8% ☕️
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crash bandicoot
@hellopedestrian
me: can i get some uhhh serotonin
my brain: serotonin machine roke
me, crying: understandable have a nice day
my brain: serotonin machine roke
me, crying: understandable have a nice day
Retweet of status by @gayyfieri
27 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote me: can i get some uhhh serotonin
my brain: serotonin machine 🅱️roke
me, crying: understandable have a nice day
crash bandicoot
@hellopedestrian
THEY NEED TO RELEASE THE ANIMAL CROSSING APP ALREADY, STOP PUSHING IT BACK twitter.com/mlgdiicey/stat…
Retweet of status by @pennyjilling
19 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote THEY NEED TO RELEASE THE ANIMAL CROSSING APP ALREADY, STOP PUSHING IT BACK 🗣🗣🗣 https://t.co/BExTMdDl67
crash bandicoot
@hellopedestrian
@TaffetaPunks u da best n I hope you find a really awesome rock tomorrow to carry in your pocket
17 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @TaffetaPunks u da best n I hope you find a really awesome rock tomorrow to carry in your pocket ❤️
crash bandicoot
@hellopedestrian
happy hour on Friday the 13th and I'm working bar.... what could possibly go wrong? pic.twitter.com/lTDJRzT6FT
Retweet of status by @hellopedestrian
13 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote happy hour on Friday the 13th and I'm working bar.... what could possibly go wrong? 🔪 https://t.co/lTDJRzT6FT
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊