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HEMANT MODI
@hemant_modi
Best message from my friend in Mumbai :
I m stuck at home with my wife......
Please HELP#MumbaiRains #MumbaiFlooded #mumbaifloods
I m stuck at home with my wife......
Please HELP#MumbaiRains #MumbaiFlooded #mumbaifloods
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HEMANT MODI
@hemant_modi
*Sushma Swaraj* Is the only Married Indian Woman, Who gets Congratulations for having *External Affairs*.
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HEMANT MODI
@hemant_modi
HEMANT MODI
@hemant_modi
HR - We are a UK based MNC having offices in New York, London, Sydney and Paris
Me - What is the job location?
HR - Greater Noida
Me - What is the job location?
HR - Greater Noida
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HEMANT MODI
@hemant_modi
She: Mere Ghar Aa Jao, Nobody is Here.
He: Pagal, Marwaogi kya .
She: Haan.
*Confusion*
He: Pagal, Marwaogi kya .
She: Haan.
*Confusion*
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HEMANT MODI
@hemant_modi
@sureshpprabhu sir, I'm waiting to board 12126 from Pune, the tracks r so dirty as if railway rent out space daily mrng 4 toilet on tracks
HEMANT MODI
@hemant_modi
I get sad. I get insecure. I get jealous. I get lonely. I overreact. I make mistakes. But I promise I will always give you my best.
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HEMANT MODI
@hemant_modi
She: kya kar rhe?
He: watching blue film. you?
She: reading One Indian Girl.
He: omg! fir toh mai jyada sanskaariβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/7β¦
He: watching blue film. you?
She: reading One Indian Girl.
He: omg! fir toh mai jyada sanskaariβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/7β¦
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HEMANT MODI
@hemant_modi
Biggest contribution of #RahulGandhi to India's progress is that he is unmarried and hasn't produced any more Gandhi.
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HEMANT MODI
@hemant_modi
Test cricket is here in Indore, and I am sure it will prosper here.What a welcome we got! pic.twitter.com/p2VneT8zDn
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HEMANT MODI
@hemant_modi
When no text, no words, no music, no lyric, no verbal appreciation makes up for the missing,......... feelings are all one has
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
