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Dennis Denies
@hesoyesus
why do shawties get the worst makeup on their birthdays though , ya'll know it's facts , killing it the whole yβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Dennis Denies
@hesoyesus
Local football banter wouldβve been the best if KPL games were easy to watch. Love what Bandari is going.
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Dennis Denies
@hesoyesus
Curfew extended to "allow more people to get vaccinated" yet you can't get a jab anytime past 1pm.
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Dennis Denies
@hesoyesus
Moi gave us milk ,,Kibaki showed us how to milk ,Uhuru is milking us!!!! "Raila is drinking the milk" Ruto plans to steal the cows!
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Dennis Denies
@hesoyesus
There's a new Dangerous roads episode; Congo
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Dennis Denies
@hesoyesus
My heart is broken bana University students are suffering bana
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Dennis Denies
@hesoyesus
If a guy invites you to his house and his friends start leaving one by one, follow the last person
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Dennis Denies
@hesoyesus
Once you start calling her babe in the relationship,, you can never call her by her birth name again... All of a sudden it's an insult
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cam shaft
@hesoyesus
Have you ever celebrated a anniversary in any of your relationships ama Hio ni kazi ya wazungu?
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cam shaft
@hesoyesus
The irony that China could very well be the safest place to be soon.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
