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lil t
@hiimreesa
how do people take 20 minute naps? every time i close my eyes i wake up three hours later
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lil t
@hiimreesa
grading papers for a BIOLOGY class and a girl really just said bones are different colors depending on your race
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lil t
@hiimreesa
@kaitlynmariee literally just changed my life omg
lil t
@hiimreesa
I'm the girlfriend that picks up on the boyfriend's slang and facial expressions and before you know it, I'm like a little him
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lil t
@hiimreesa
if a tornado rips through my house will fafsa give me more money for college?
lil t
@hiimreesa
some girl offered my boyfriend sex in exchange for a slice of pizza. what is up with you UIUC girls
lil t
@hiimreesa
in less than 24 hours I'm gonna be able to play with my dog for 6 weeks
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lil t
@hiimreesa
my uncle joe is so gone omg bless him
lil t
@hiimreesa
im soo obsessed with babies, its bad
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lil t
@hiimreesa
Luis loves taking me to extra shady spots on the east side
lil t
@hiimreesa
Because dogs love everyone equally peta.vg/kissall #AdoptDontBuy #LoveWins pic.twitter.com/BROc9NK0UK
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
