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chris
@hobo_jamboree
I consumed like 50000 calories worth of beer tonight so goodnight I'm going into cardiac arrest and dying peacefully in my sleep
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chris
@hobo_jamboree
A friend from hs told me that I inspired him to become vegetarian because one time I gave up meat for lent like 4 years ago...my influence
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gameboi advance
@hobo_jamboree
@goodvanilla not with me unfortunately
tubby custard
@hobo_jamboree
@mialeatherwoman omg tell that hoe
virtual chris
@hobo_jamboree
@mitchellorin I'm only gonna be here for the rest of the day but I'll keep any recommendations you have in mind for the next time I come
virtual chris
@hobo_jamboree
@L4DYsasa OMG Sarah I'm going to pretend that I don't know this information :'( luv u liek a sista
baby slug
@hobo_jamboree
When people are straight:
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spooky poop
@hobo_jamboree
When people make snapchat screenshots their profile pictures
ludachris
@hobo_jamboree
@crispychipp WOW!!! Too bad I already had my bday
ludachris
@hobo_jamboree
Relationships like this >>>> pic.twitter.com/fPht8CFZJS
ludachris
@hobo_jamboree
When boring irrelevant people have Internet fame and u don't
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
