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Caleb
@hollowman11
Hold the fuck up did I just drive by Donald Trump and his supporters in downtown Davenport??? I feel dirty now
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Caleb
@hollowman11
This mom at the bar keeps flirting with me who's mom I'm bout to fuck
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Caleb
@hollowman11
Television can swear, show war, sex, rape & murder BUT OH HELL NO YOU BETTER NOT SHOW MY CHILD TWO MEN IN LOVE!! DISGUSTING
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Caleb
@hollowman11
IM CRYING pic.twitter.com/iOvI0dJWnP
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Caleb
@hollowman11
Where do they store all these big ass traffic cones/stone barricades and how do they just appear all over the road so fast
Caleb
@hollowman11
@xoxoDelenie thank you for standing with us
Caleb
@hollowman11
If one more crusty old white man hops in my mentions talkin bout how racism doesnt exist anymore I'm takin the battery out they LifeAlert
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Caleb
@hollowman11
I wonder what those little orange notification numbers look like for Kylie Jenner every time she opens her Instagram app
Caleb
@hollowman11
I want In N Out
Caleb
@hollowman11
I'm suspicious of anyone who still adds me on Facebook in the year 2016
Caleb
@hollowman11
*Me in the morning*: I'm going to bed so early tonight
*Me at night*: ok so it's only 3am if I fall asleep now I can get 5 hours of sleep
*Me at night*: ok so it's only 3am if I fall asleep now I can get 5 hours of sleep
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
