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Sir Tweetlord aka Haristotle β
@honorableharis
METAVERSE this METAVERSE that when was the last time you MET A girl and conVERSEd with her
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Sir Tweetlord aka Haristotle β
@honorableharis
RIP to all the cicadas I hit while driving
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Sir Tweetlord aka Haristotle β
@honorableharis
lead us to the finals king pic.twitter.com/Zpp4xRUfUV
Sir Tweetlord aka Haristotle β
@honorableharis
ur gf calls you jaan and still leaves you on seen?? Ok Jaan Cena
Sir Tweetlord aka Haristotle β
@honorableharis
i love surprising my girl, today she woke up single
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Sir Tweetlord aka Haristotle β
@honorableharis
Yo why tf is everyone getting engaged ??? Slow down bro who tf r my kids gonna play with??
Sir Tweetlord aka Haristotle β
@honorableharis
She blocked me on everything so I applied to her job, see you monday morning bae
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Sir Tweetlord aka Haristotle β
@honorableharis
Ur bf not gangsta he just unathletic w anger issues
Sir Tweetlord aka Haristotle β
@honorableharis
gonna marry her before she graduates so my last name is on her degree
Sir Tweetlord aka Haristotle β
@honorableharis
βMy bf gon beat u up β,,, u mean da mf dat wears fanny packs
Sir Tweetlord aka Haristotle β
@honorableharis
Be her problem, 8 dudes already tryna be her peace, stand out king
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
