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The Houston Rood
@houston_rood
I'm the type to go on a date to a nice restaurant and still get the chicken tenders and fries
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The Houston Rood
@houston_rood
I guess he found a curly headed cutie he could turn into a wife (except I straightened it tonight) ON CLOUD 9!!!! pic.twitter.com/ZOFvSaJpSv
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The Houston Rood
@houston_rood
Now a $1,000 reward to find Puddles!!!!!! Help us!!! He's our life!!! pic.twitter.com/Z99zRjYJoA
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The Houston Rood
@houston_rood
The drake song at the end had me dying pic.twitter.com/leBDHO7bXk
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The Houston Rood
@houston_rood
Everybody hates the state of Mississippi including people that live in the state of Mississippi it's hot, dry, andβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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The Houston Rood
@houston_rood
IT CANT BE pic.twitter.com/gaCNW0YV5m
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The Houston Rood
@houston_rood
Can't stop laughing at this pic.twitter.com/j6AP7z0YG7
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The Houston Rood
@houston_rood
someone tell me why the past three times i've drove in columbus i somehow manage to get in the middle of a line of cars in a funeral
The Houston Rood
@houston_rood
Donald Trump has only been president for a few weeks & already made a holiday after himself (Presidents Day)who does he think he is?
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The Houston Rood
@houston_rood
haha no.. we aren't pic.twitter.com/6XDnru1WxD
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The Houston Rood
@houston_rood
y'all disrespectful asf pic.twitter.com/OQW7lfT8cS
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
