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Huzaifah Numan
@Huzaifahnuman
One of my managers just told me I'm 1/3 of the way to retirement when I told him I'm just 22 and still got time.
So now I'm freaking out
So now I'm freaking out
09 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote One of my managers just told me I'm 1/3 of the way to retirement when I told him I'm just 22 and still got time.
So now I'm freaking out π
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Huzaifah Numan
@Huzaifahnuman
19 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This woman just called her 4 year old son a fruit whore π©ππ
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Huzaifah Numan
@Huzaifahnuman
19 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Your mcm performed 2 deadlifts with poor form and came home and tweeted βthat post workout painππͺπ»>>β. he has an injury
Huzaifah Numan
@Huzaifahnuman
Shout out to all my friends in relationships that stay tagging me in single life memes.
Y'all are appreciated
Y'all are appreciated
14 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Shout out to all my friends in relationships that stay tagging me in single life memes.
Y'all are appreciated ππππ
Huzaifah Numan
@Huzaifahnuman
HAMLEYS IN SANDTON HAS A SLIDE FOR KIDS AND ADULTS.. MY HEART IS HAPPY MAN
Retweet of status by @ZuleikhaMottiar
30 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote HAMLEYS IN SANDTON HAS A SLIDE FOR KIDS AND ADULTS.. MY HEART IS HAPPY MANππβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Huzaifah Numan
@Huzaifahnuman
People brag about never watching a single episode of game of thrones like itβs something to be proud of
youβre missing out on life fam
youβre missing out on life fam
Retweet of status by @_zahraaessop
10 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote People brag about never watching a single episode of game of thrones like itβs something to be proud of π€·ββοΈ
youβre missing out on life fam
Huzaifah Numan
@Huzaifahnuman
You dala what you must twitter.com/zeeny_hassim/sβ¦
Retweet of status by @amino_aciiid
02 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You dala what you mustπ https://t.co/zNM1MkzIgu
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Huzaifah Numan
@Huzaifahnuman
I hate whoever made this pic.twitter.com/qewsLIM0Od
Retweet of status by @radhxxya_
17 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I hate whoever made this ππ https://t.co/qewsLIM0Od
Huzaifah Numan
@Huzaifahnuman
You know you're growing old when you're excited at the prospect of sleeping early on Sunday so you can be fresh for Monday morning
04 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You know you're growing old when you're excited at the prospect of sleeping early on Sunday so you can be fresh for Monday morning π
Huzaifah Numan
@Huzaifahnuman
People's real girlfriends have passed matric and are coming to Cape Town it's TENSE now.
Retweet of status by @romachaka
04 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote People's real girlfriends have passed matric and are coming to Cape Town π it's TENSE now.
Huzaifah Numan
@Huzaifahnuman
@ayeshaa_jay Calm down it was just hyperbole
30 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @ayeshaa_jay Calm down ππππ€ it was just hyperbole
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ