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bae
@i_betrippin
You know you're old af when you go to the bar for a martini and keno on a Monday night
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bae
@i_betrippin
LOOK AT THIS HANDSOME FELLA pic.twitter.com/31N6YWtRem
Retweet of status by @CuteDogPlcs
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bae
@i_betrippin
"Omg you know *insert name here*! They were talking about you the other day" uhhhh nope never heard of them
bae
@i_betrippin
Spit for SWAY after trying to for YEARS... Just to prove anything is possible pic.twitter.com/YcZ4xyaJnQ
Retweet of status by @JustTheJuice
bae
@i_betrippin
Men are gross. Don't use dating apps then post about getting married
bae
@i_betrippin
Obsessed w/ this jumpsuit pic.twitter.com/mIHcKuGs1W
Retweet of status by @OutfitsHeaven
bae
@i_betrippin
Kelp noodles only have 6 calories per serving
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bae
@i_betrippin
4 hours of sleep before a wedding, and move in day for liv
bae
@i_betrippin
Working a double almost everyday is getting real old real fast
bae
@i_betrippin
There's an old man at the bar giving me dating advice and said I'm exactly like his daughter
bae
@i_betrippin
When your friends call you by the wrong fake name
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
