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Spurious Chanakya
@i_no_saint
The grass is not green on the other side,
It is greener where u water it.
It is greener where u water it.
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Spurious Chanakya
@i_no_saint
@shareeefbanda @Riskiest_Poison But the arrogance is not the same on both accounts.. shutting up all your fuck ups...
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Spurious Chanakya
@i_no_saint
I think Patrakaar Popatlal will eventually marry Rita Reporter.
#CantSleep #TMKOC
#CantSleep #TMKOC
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Spurious Chanakya
@i_no_saint
Why aren't you in a relationship?
Because I don't want to be
Because my best friend is and we don't wanna go tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Because I don't want to be
Because my best friend is and we don't wanna go tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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Spurious Chanakya
@i_no_saint
Read yesterday, `Be someone's torchΒ΄, well, umm, yeah! Fine! Where should I put batteries though?
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Spurious Chanakya
@i_no_saint
Thug Life! pic.twitter.com/FMELI4qPDb
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Spurious Chanakya
@i_no_saint
Crush: do you know i love puppies
Me (trying to impress her): Mujhe toh ghar pe sab kutta he kehte hai even my friends also !!
Me (trying to impress her): Mujhe toh ghar pe sab kutta he kehte hai even my friends also !!
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Spurious Chanakya
@i_no_saint
Looks aren't everything ... Even the sexy ferrari won't run on an empty tank.....
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Spurious Chanakya
@i_no_saint
It means Scotch in English. #JustPunjabiThings pic.twitter.com/oOWVPmk9fb
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Spurious Chanakya
@i_no_saint
Why are educated people getting married?
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Spurious Chanakya
@i_no_saint
dating a vegetarian girl was hard,
I gifted her flowers, she ate them all..
I gifted her flowers, she ate them all..
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
