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Lily
@iamhousecat
No one could go up north with me to look at a Craigslist cabin to rent... catch me on the back of a milk carton
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Lily
@iamhousecat
Second week of summer and I've already gotten a 3rd degree burn and almost cut my thumb all the way off... I'm not making it to August
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Lily
@iamhousecat
*has laryngitis during job interview*
Employer: And just so you know, we don't allow smoking in the office
Employer: And just so you know, we don't allow smoking in the office
Lily
@iamhousecat
I can't get over how fortunate I am to have made the friends that I did in college
Lily
@iamhousecat
When my dog falls asleep in my lap I know that love does exist
Lily
@iamhousecat
I shipped my sisters present to the completely incorrect address
Lily
@iamhousecat
I just want to climb mountains and swim in oceans for a low price
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Lily
@iamhousecat
Sometimes I lay in my siblings' beds and eat popcorn in them when they aren't home
Lily
@iamhousecat
someone likes their birthday cake pic.twitter.com/rhIfvOZmGQ
Retweet of status by @BabyAnimalPics
Lily
@iamhousecat
Officially to the point in this semester where I'm penciling in sleep on my agenda
Lily
@iamhousecat
I can't wait to have my own house, career, and pretty wine glasses
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
