iEmoji Feeds @π»πππ€ππ&ππ πππ¦π€ππ[Sunflower] (ihoplollipop)
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People posting their cashapp in their bio are basically just online panhandling
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I got to sleep in for once. Good morning world
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before coffee:
after coffee:
after coffee:
Retweet of status by @Lilblack_heart
@ilovepie84 Meaningless!
Twitter: *logs me out*
Me: but my drafts....
Twitter: trust me, we did you a favor
Me: but my drafts....
Twitter: trust me, we did you a favor
Thought of the day:
Why is there no βgambling hotlineβ numbers at the bottom of the screen when you buy stocks?
Why is there no βgambling hotlineβ numbers at the bottom of the screen when you buy stocks?
Me: I need to clear my mind and go to sleep. I have to get up early.
My brain: play that funky music white boy
My brain: play that funky music white boy
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Me, on NYE: β2020 is going to be my best year yet! Just wait β
2020: pic.twitter.com/PvAyFFGDzG
2020: pic.twitter.com/PvAyFFGDzG
I wonder if police officers get road rage from people driving exaggeratedly slow when theyβre behind them
Places where a child will get toothpaste:
Face
Sink
Walls
Floor
Towels
Bed
Mirror
Ceiling
Placesβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Face
Sink
Walls
Floor
Towels
Bed
Mirror
Ceiling
Placesβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @DaddingAround
Welp, paid rent.
Now I got a place to starve to death
Now I got a place to starve to death
Retweet of status by @GrabEmByDzNutz
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
