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Iliza Shlesinger
@iliza
What do you have in your favorite mason jar of past relationship baggage? 🫙 #standup pic.twitter.com/pllOlSlmSw
17 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What do you have in your favorite mason jar of past relationship baggage? 🫙🧳 #standup https://t.co/pllOlSlmSw
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Iliza Shlesinger
@iliza
Some pejorative infantilized #glitterspeak to make you feel empowered this #internationalwomensday… what’s your f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
08 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Some pejorative infantilized #glitterspeak to make you feel ✨empowered✨ this #internationalwomensday… what’s your f… https://t.co/3dRz96Rp5X
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Iliza Shlesinger
@iliza
What does pizza in a pool have to do with anything? absolutely nothing. But now that I have your attention... do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
27 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What does pizza in a pool have to do with anything? 🍕 absolutely nothing. But now that I have your attention... do… https://t.co/RIMShxAGrS
Iliza Shlesinger
@iliza
When you look a little like the grinch and you're Jewish but you also love Christmas pic.twitter.com/ipvtHBHKfu
25 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you look a little like the grinch and you're Jewish but you also love Christmas 🎄 https://t.co/ipvtHBHKfu
Iliza Shlesinger
@iliza
when it's the first day of winter but you're still hot... 🧊 #freezinghot pic.twitter.com/ZHP2X8RQ7i
21 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when it's the first day of winter but you're still hot... 🧊🔥 #freezinghot https://t.co/ZHP2X8RQ7i
Iliza Shlesinger
@iliza
All Karens are women who complain, not all women who complain are Karens! Be careful how you label other women … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
18 Nov 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote All Karens are women who complain, not all women who complain are Karens! Be careful how you label other women 😘… https://t.co/6hqPuwhYcU
Iliza Shlesinger
@iliza
You’ll never look at a bra the same way again.
#HotForever, my 6th @netflix special, streams October 11! 🫧… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
#HotForever, my 6th @netflix special, streams October 11! 🫧… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
06 Oct 22
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#HotForever, my 6th @Netflix special, streams October 11! 🫧💜🔥… https://t.co/QzjcxjsXtU
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Iliza Shlesinger
@iliza
Momma bear instincts are kicking in! The Back In Action Tour will be back Feb. 2022. Get your baby legs ready pic.twitter.com/GDyhj8jPjW
06 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Momma bear instincts are kicking in! The Back In Action Tour will be back Feb. 2022. Get your baby legs ready ✨ https://t.co/GDyhj8jPjW
Iliza Shlesinger
@iliza
NEW YORK! YOU SOLD OUT TWO BEACONS SO WE ADDED A 3rd!! I’m so excited to see you! Hurry and get your tickets for m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
05 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote NEW YORK! YOU SOLD OUT TWO BEACONS SO WE ADDED A 3rd!! I’m so excited to see you!🥳 Hurry and get your tickets for m… https://t.co/gDdS6UkMdF
Iliza Shlesinger
@iliza
Wow @iliza you wrote this and are a movie starrrrr!! You and @margaretcho are hilarious together (the scab sc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @NiaVardalos
21 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wow @iliza you wrote this and are a movie starrrrr!! 🌟 You and @margaretcho are hilarious together (the scab sc… https://t.co/9up2traE73
Iliza Shlesinger
@iliza
ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼𝔻𝕐 ℝ𝔼𝕍𝕆𝕃𝕍𝔼ℝ
Live improvised stand-up online! Get your tickets for the first episode Mon. 8/17 6pm PT at the l… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Live improvised stand-up online! Get your tickets for the first episode Mon. 8/17 6pm PT at the l… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
08 Aug 20
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Live improvised stand-up online! Get your tickets for the first episode Mon. 8/17 6pm PT at the l… https://t.co/7oTgex0G8R
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊