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maria ٩( ᐛ )و
@imreallydum
him : you ate yet?
me : no , can you send me 400 dollars? So I can buy a sandwich
me : no , can you send me 400 dollars? So I can buy a sandwich
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maria ٩( ᐛ )و
@imreallydum
no more Chrissy Teigen society has progressed past the need for Chrissy Teigen
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maria ٩( ᐛ )و
@imreallydum
maria ٩( ᐛ )و
@imreallydum
100 gecs presents: Square Garden
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maria ٩( ᐛ )و
@imreallydum
Walking up that hill from Goodhue to Bolio after going to the rec twitter.com/Dodgers_Blues/…
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maria ٩( ᐛ )و
@imreallydum
tom nook called and asked for his eyebrows back even though he doesn’t have any. used the @ABHcosmetics x @amrezy… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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maria ٩( ᐛ )و
@imreallydum
i actually like when people post their spotify wrapped bc it cute seeing what everyone else listens to
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maria ٩( ᐛ )و
@imreallydum
i hate when guys are like “do you model ” no mf those pics were taken with a cracked iPhone 6 leave me alone
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maria ٩( ᐛ )و
@imreallydum
atheists be like i love my ancestors pic.twitter.com/B73CCLn9aK
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maria ٩( ᐛ )و
@imreallydum
declared my gender studies major can’t wait for jobs to send me preliminary rejection letters
maria ٩( ᐛ )و
@imreallydum
first time wearing a skirt pic.twitter.com/XWP0Q3G7ny
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
