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Liz Ostrye
@isitliz
God damn this all day hangover. I am useless. Also, if anyone is in the neighborhood, a taco delivery would be much appreciated
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Liz Ostrye
@isitliz
this is a great idea pic.twitter.com/ZRlZIedEm0
Retweet of status by @FirstWorldPains
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Liz Ostrye
@isitliz
Is work over yet? Can't wait for Playoff hockey with the fiancรฉe @Brybar9
Liz Ostrye
@isitliz
When you reach 10k steps on your @fitbit because you're eating and it's counting bites as steps @LaManda923
Liz Ostrye
@isitliz
REDSKINS #HAIL
Liz Ostrye
@isitliz
Straws purchased for "Bertha the booze bucket" #Bahamas2k15 @LaManda923
Liz Ostrye
@isitliz
Thoughts as I'm getting dressed: has an American flag print EVER been unflattering? No. The answer is no #America
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Liz Ostrye
@isitliz
There were 3 stunningly attractive ~23+ year old men grocery shopping just now...then they went to put an item in their mom's cart #ComeOn
Liz Ostrye
@isitliz
Liz Ostrye
@isitliz
"We will only remain the land of the free so long as we are the home of the brave." #MemorialDayWeekend pic.twitter.com/3wLqnT7hRI
Liz Ostrye
@isitliz
When the man next to you on the treadmill smells like he shit his actual pants and you still have 45 minutes left
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
