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@itsdescortez
Iโm so fckn broke
Retweet of status by @_kiaradino
04 Feb 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Iโm so fckn broke๐ญ
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@itsdescortez
IM REALLY OUT HERE HALFWAY TO WORK JUST TO REALIZE IM CLOSING SHIFT AND NOT MORNING
10 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote IM REALLY OUT HERE HALFWAY TO WORK JUST TO REALIZE IM CLOSING SHIFT AND NOT MORNING ๐
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23 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Groceries is only "cheaper" if you buy for a full family and it all gets eaten. Follow me letโs be friend ๐ฅบ๐ฎโ๐จ
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@itsdescortez
Streaming Goose Goose Duck with a bunch of cuties tonight around 9:30pm! Who goin be SUS the whole night?! โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @hafamorty
18 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Streaming Goose Goose Duck with a bunch of cuties tonight around 9:30pm! Who goin be SUS the whole night?! ๐โฆ https://t.co/8s9mg5ihHV
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@itsdescortez
OK SO WHOโS TRYNA BUY MY LAST MINUTE BOUQUETS only a few left!!! pic.twitter.com/RIfuxt0dFe
08 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote OK SO WHOโS TRYNA BUY MY LAST MINUTE BOUQUETS ๐คฉ only a few left!!! ๐น https://t.co/RIfuxt0dFe
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@itsdescortez
this time, last year, I would wake up so excited to play animal crossing w my besties.. it feels like a fever dream
Retweet of status by @inlololove
18 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote this time, last year, I would wake up so excited to play animal crossing w my besties.. it feels like a fever dream ๐ญ
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@itsdescortez
why do Guam drivers cut you off and then drive slower than you?? like bruh if you waited 2 seconds i would have passed you
Retweet of status by @_garynicholas
08 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote why do Guam drivers cut you off and then drive slower than you?? like bruh if you waited 2 seconds i would have passed you ๐
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@itsdescortez
Almost died making this happen. But hereโs my balcony before and after. pic.twitter.com/dEiZ0fQbwS
Retweet of status by @elll_ayeee
09 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Almost died making this happen. But hereโs my balcony before and after. ๐ฅฐโจ https://t.co/dEiZ0fQbwS
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@itsdescortez
@LewdsLost lmao like hand sanitizer is all that exists
15 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @LewdsLost lmao like hand sanitizer is all that exists ๐
07 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i wanna travel somewhere fun and put real life on pause ๐ค
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@itsdescortez
i just want to sleep
11 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i just want to sleep ๐ณ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐