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Chief Keefe
@itsmarykeefe
Actual text from my mom to my sister pic.twitter.com/Jmy2RMK3hj
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Chief Keefe
@itsmarykeefe
And I'll FINALLY get to meet the one & only @itsmarykeefe
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Chief Keefe
@itsmarykeefe
*gets call from potential employer*
"Is now a good time to talk?"
"Uhhh sure?"
* horse snorts *
"Are... are you on a horse?"
"...no. "
"Is now a good time to talk?"
"Uhhh sure?"
* horse snorts *
"Are... are you on a horse?"
"...no. "
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Chief Keefe
@itsmarykeefe
@itsmarykeefe how I've missed drunk Mary
Chief Keefe
@itsmarykeefe
Storms r great bc just think of all the new sticks on the ground for Bo to play with
Chief Keefe
@itsmarykeefe
When you leave your son unsupervised at college for the weekend pic.twitter.com/5XFOln2uKP
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Chief Keefe
@itsmarykeefe
Penelope appreciation tweet pic.twitter.com/1EVALjcnrV
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Chief Keefe
@itsmarykeefe
#nationalhorseday to much favorite grinch pic.twitter.com/6uxXhItakE
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Chief Keefe
@itsmarykeefe
Drake's line "I don't need love, I'm the " just really offends me because who ever said goats don't need love??
Chief Keefe
@itsmarykeefe
s/o to @itsmarykeefe for having all the hard ass work she's put into the horse farm finally paying off. so proud of you, Ms. Mary
Chief Keefe
@itsmarykeefe
I just wanna keep my Tom Ford's on while I get some head
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
