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@itsnotmitz
this girl tripped on acid at coachella two weekends ago, is failing psychology 150 talking about "grades don't define you"
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@itsnotmitz
you know the restaurant is legit when the tip of their thumb is in your soup when they serve it to you
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@itsnotmitz
THIS IS CHÓ,WHICH MEANS DAWG,HE SELLS FISH......&
COSTUMES pic.twitter.com/lLXOPTlmht
COSTUMES pic.twitter.com/lLXOPTlmht
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@itsnotmitz
the next compound is the same day i'm having my graduation party
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@itsnotmitz
japanese players are too much they play as if they'll bring dishonor to their family and would be forced to commit seppuku if they lose
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@itsnotmitz
outburst is in 12 days i feel like we just got the flyers two weeks ago
merry mitzmas
@itsnotmitz
Since ham is the most overrated Christmas dish, we decided to go with turkey think I went a little thick on the s… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Retweet of status by @RexTrillerson
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merry mitzmas
@itsnotmitz
*gets more than 100 retweets*
locals: omg remember me when you’re famous see you on Ellen *rihanna gif*
locals: omg remember me when you’re famous see you on Ellen *rihanna gif*
Retweet of status by @whosalexander
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
