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Jordan Swofford
@j_swoff
Woulda saved me an ER visit when I was 6
β@YupThatExist: These are the LEGOs that you can actually swallow pic.twitter.com/LYkEo8hIwiβ
β@YupThatExist: These are the LEGOs that you can actually swallow pic.twitter.com/LYkEo8hIwiβ
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Jordan Swofford
@j_swoff
@hessicajaley how dare you cuss on my TL
Jordan Swofford
@j_swoff
Okay Felix
Jordan Swofford
@j_swoff
As much as I appreciate the late night thoughts tonight, ima need them to quiet down before I wake up in 4 hours to put this fence up
Jordan Swofford
@j_swoff
@Jesusy_ lol happy birthday dude. We'll be sure to get you carded this weekend
Jordan Swofford
@j_swoff
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Jordan Swofford
@j_swoff
@ELagergren @TheWeirdWorld I bet beta-alanine hits the stanky leg before going into the muscles
Jordan Swofford
@j_swoff
β@Caitlinmfg: Following @j_swoff now because he wrote his twitter handle on my sandwich today. #swag #brehβ
Jordan Swofford
@j_swoff
I swear pandora knows it's Friday
Jordan Swofford
@j_swoff
She said she didn't want to watch Game 1 of the World Series with me
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
