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Jackie Cortez
@jackiecortez_4
*fireworks for new years*
everyone:
me: iβm in the ghetto RA TATA TA
everyone:
me: iβm in the ghetto RA TATA TA
Retweet of status by @angelarazoo
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Jackie Cortez
@jackiecortez_4
Me at work @LEXXXLIEEE pic.twitter.com/jo1SR5F4KD
Retweet of status by @hellokitty_711
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Jackie Cortez
@jackiecortez_4
Me to my bro: Can you help me put the thing on my steering wheel
Bro: Whereβs ur buff ass bf
Bro: Whereβs ur buff ass bf
Jackie Cortez
@jackiecortez_4
*My brother and bf having a convo*
My bro: you told me about that already right
My bf: No, wrong guy
My bro: you told me about that already right
My bf: No, wrong guy
Jackie Cortez
@jackiecortez_4
Me: *throws peace sign at bf*
Bf: pinche dedo todo chueco
Bf: pinche dedo todo chueco
Jackie Cortez
@jackiecortez_4
sun kissed pic.twitter.com/t2UXDan3OA
Retweet of status by @ughcandace
Jackie Cortez
@jackiecortez_4
My bf brought me Starbucks to work for passing my math final
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Jackie Cortez
@jackiecortez_4
my dad called my mom to ask if my birthday was today and my mom said βno dumbass itβs tomorrowβ
Retweet of status by @ughcandace
Jackie Cortez
@jackiecortez_4
So excited to be an auntie for the 4th time! @DavidWilliams31 @Tacoboutit_22
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
