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PoorChoiceMaker5000
@jahmauer
Tonight's Schedule
5 pm: contemplate my purpose and direction
6 pm: play scrabble
5 pm: contemplate my purpose and direction
6 pm: play scrabble
Retweet of status by @longjohnshaggy
03 Jun 19
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5 pm: contemplate my purpose and direction
6 pm: play scrabbleโข
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PoorChoiceMaker5000
@jahmauer
Nobody:
Someone who is 1/16th italian: I'm ITALIAN and us ITALIANS are STRONG and FEISTY and we KNOW our PIZZA
Someone who is 1/16th italian: I'm ITALIAN and us ITALIANS are STRONG and FEISTY and we KNOW our PIZZA
Retweet of status by @Spider_Alex_
19 May 19
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Someone who is 1/16th italian: I'm ITALIAN๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น and us ITALIANS are STRONG๐ช๐ช and FEISTY๐ค๐ค๐ก๐ก and we KNOW our PIZZA๐๐๐
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PoorChoiceMaker5000
@jahmauer
My friends not
believing theyโre
beautiful and Me
valuable people
believing theyโre
beautiful and Me
valuable people
Retweet of status by @JeffMyspace
19 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My friends not
believing theyโre ๐คบ
beautiful and Me
valuable people
PoorChoiceMaker5000
@jahmauer
apparently a 12 pack and 1 bottle cheap wine is god's current formula for my perfect drunk. thank u god
Retweet of status by @egglume6001
12 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote apparently a 12 pack and 1 bottle cheap wine is god's current formula for my perfect drunk. thank u god ๐
PoorChoiceMaker5000
@jahmauer
Oh is that your girl? Then why does she keep telling me I have the right to remain silent?
Retweet of status by @DrakeGatsby
11 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Oh is that your girl? ๐งThen why does she keep telling me I have the right to remain silent? ๐
PoorChoiceMaker5000
@jahmauer
Hey Twitter- let's play!!
Tag 3 small accounts for Follows & RT love...
Explore the other tags, give Follows/RTsโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Tag 3 small accounts for Follows & RT love...
Explore the other tags, give Follows/RTsโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @abnormable
24 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ๐ซHey Twitter- let's play!!
Tag 3 small accounts for Follows & RT love...๐
Explore the other tags, give Follows/RTsโฆ https://t.co/xg4FdZmW7n
PoorChoiceMaker5000
@jahmauer
me: heard you got injured from the war
him: yeah he had a really strong thumb
him: yeah he had a really strong thumb
Retweet of status by @mrtiredeyes
23 Mar 19
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him: yeah ๐ he had a really strong thumb
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PoorChoiceMaker5000
@jahmauer
08 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote [rayban store]
manager: we donโt serve your kind here
stingray: ๐
PoorChoiceMaker5000
@jahmauer
05 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote we good until someone unplug my nightlight
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PoorChoiceMaker5000
@jahmauer
01 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote me, sipping tea by the harbor: ๐โ๏ธ
me, dropped tea: ๐
founding fathers: ๐บ๐ธ
british: ๐ซ๐ค
PoorChoiceMaker5000
@jahmauer
@dagreb @OctopusCaveman haha yeah farting, that's what I was thinking too
25 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @dagreb @OctopusCaveman haha yeah farting, that's what I was thinking too ๐๐ฆ๐
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐