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Jake Evanoff
@jake_evanoff
It sucks when underclassmen ask me what homecoming here is like and I can never answer them cause I really do not remember...
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Jake Evanoff
@jake_evanoff
Been waking up with a purpose
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Jake Evanoff
@jake_evanoff
Dream big... there's always someone looking up to you! pic.twitter.com/2rNIjTMpJC
Retweet of status by @TheMeninist
Jake Evanoff
@jake_evanoff
You get 200 likes per picture but if they knew your personality you'd get 2
Jake Evanoff
@jake_evanoff
Weed whacked for 3 hours straight today while listening to the weeknd the whole time. Never knew weed whacking could be so sexual
Jake Evanoff
@jake_evanoff
Just because you go to church and copy and paste bible quotes doesn't make you above anyone. Thought you learned that stuff on Sundays..
Jake Evanoff
@jake_evanoff
When the government finally hooks you up with that senior citizen discount #WipeMeDown pic.twitter.com/3V8sLSGRsC
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Lord Petey Flacko
@jake_evanoff
@LyleTorok what're you looking at
Lord Petey Flacko
@jake_evanoff
To give you all an idea of how my day is going..I tried unlocking my house with my car remote
Jake
@jake_evanoff
Would do absolutely anything for my friends
Jake
@jake_evanoff
Something about a girl in a ball cap
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
