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Jake Almond
@jakealmond
@__iammalik__ Someone holding their phone cause itβs plugged to the wall charging pic.twitter.com/3wo4kzIPzb
Retweet of status by @Coronelnotes
01 Jan 22
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Jake Almond
@jakealmond
It is absolutely disgusting to see elected officials cheer on a murderer!
Retweet of status by @coreybking
20 Nov 21
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Jake Almond
@jakealmond
When u buy a Ferrari after retirement pic.twitter.com/gyobbiCKR1
24 Apr 21
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Jake Almond
@jakealmond
@coreybking Or that time nobody wanted him at their baseball game
17 Jan 21
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Jake Almond
@jakealmond
Welp! twitter.com/abc/status/133β¦
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09 Dec 20
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Jake Almond
@jakealmond
When you try to make your dad look foolish on the internet and he flips the script on that ass pic.twitter.com/PNxNkjqbgp
Retweet of status by @notcapnamerica
16 Nov 20
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Jake π¦ Almond
@jakealmond
My aunt forgot to buy the macaroni.
Pandemonium has already ensued and itβs only 10:30.
Is it too early to start drinking?
Pandemonium has already ensued and itβs only 10:30.
Is it too early to start drinking?
Retweet of status by @notcapnamerica
28 Nov 19
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Pandemonium has already ensued and itβs only 10:30.
Is it too early to start drinking? π
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Jake Almond
@jakealmond
@jakealmond @mcgarrygirl78 Stares in old people...at both of you!
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02 Aug 19
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Jake Almond
@jakealmond
And it was the best pic.twitter.com/Ez6Z7s1fjO
Retweet of status by @ItsNotRevenge
26 May 19
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Jake Almond
@jakealmond
I think the convenience store clerk thought I was buying weed.
Me: Can I get a bag?
Him:
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Him: What kind oβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Me: Can I get a bag?
Him:
Me:
Him: What kind oβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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16 Mar 19
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Me: Can I get a bag?
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Him: What kind o⦠https://t.co/1dBv9w8G25
Jake Almond
@jakealmond
Whatβs happening?
Iβm not sure... pic.twitter.com/8hjob40pqA
Iβm not sure... pic.twitter.com/8hjob40pqA
26 Jan 19
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Iβm not sure... π https://t.co/8hjob40pqA
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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