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Jake Heasman
@jakeheasman
So Pulisic finally goes to the left once Mount is taken off. #CHESEV
20 Oct 20
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Jake Heasman
@jakeheasman
Kai Havertz’ season is officially over.
10 Aug 20
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Jake Heasman
@jakeheasman
It’s looking like Havertz is going to cost less than Harry Maguire and half what Barca paid for Coutinho.
20 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It’s looking like Havertz is going to cost less than Harry Maguire and half what Barca paid for Coutinho. 🤯
Jake Heasman
@jakeheasman
Unpopular opinion... our new kit looks
01 Jul 20
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Jake Heasman
@jakeheasman
2016: Chelsea win Leicester the league
2020: Chelsea win Liverpool the league.
You just can’t keep us out of a title race.
2020: Chelsea win Liverpool the league.
You just can’t keep us out of a title race.
25 Jun 20
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2020: Chelsea win Liverpool the league.
You just can’t keep us out of a title race. 🤷♂️
Jake Heasman
@jakeheasman
On Billy Gilmour:
Roy "I was at home with a cup of tea and a bit of chocolate, with no volume on and I got out of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Roy "I was at home with a cup of tea and a bit of chocolate, with no volume on and I got out of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @talkchelsea
08 Mar 20
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Roy 🗣"I was at home with a cup of tea and a bit of chocolate, with no volume on and I got out of… https://t.co/14IOafLJ0g
Jake Heasman
@jakeheasman
Spurs 0-2 Chelsea
Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea
Chelsea 2-2 Arsenal
Chelsea 2-1 Spurs
London couldn’t be any more blue.
Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea
Chelsea 2-2 Arsenal
Chelsea 2-1 Spurs
London couldn’t be any more blue.
22 Feb 20
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Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea
Chelsea 2-2 Arsenal
Chelsea 2-1 Spurs
London couldn’t be any more blue. 💙
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Jake Heasman
@jakeheasman
A lot of people gonna have to eat their words if Zaha comes to Chelsea and smashes it.
15 Dec 19
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Jake Heasman
@jakeheasman
Pep: “They are so good. They are an incredible team”.
Reporter: “What makes them so good?”
Pep: “It’s Chelsea”.
Respect.
#MCICHE
Reporter: “What makes them so good?”
Pep: “It’s Chelsea”.
Respect.
#MCICHE
23 Nov 19
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Reporter: “What makes them so good?”
Pep: “It’s Chelsea”.
Respect. 💙
#MCICHE
Jake Heasman
@jakeheasman
Azpilicueta’s run of 73 consecutive Premier League starts is over. Incredible achievement in itself. My captain. #CHECRY
09 Nov 19
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Jake Heasman
@jakeheasman
Chelsea win.
Tottenham draw.
Man Utd draw.
Arsenal lose.
Another wonderful weekend of football.
Tottenham draw.
Man Utd draw.
Arsenal lose.
Another wonderful weekend of football.
21 Oct 19
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Tottenham draw. 🤝
Man Utd draw. 🤝
Arsenal lose. ❌
Another wonderful weekend of football.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊