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miss overdraft
@jakoblauritzen
By age 30 you should:
1. Change your surname to one that isn’t a colloquialism for genitals twitter.com/LyssKnobbe/sta…
1. Change your surname to one that isn’t a colloquialism for genitals twitter.com/LyssKnobbe/sta…
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Jakob
@jakoblauritzen
after being binned by my job for blowing the whistle… I’m on my way to vaccinator training let’s hope it goes well
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Jakob
@jakoblauritzen
Me after I’ve just spoke to the manager. pic.twitter.com/Bt91cs5h1u
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Jakob
@jakoblauritzen
Lockdown is beginning to drive us crazy, and here’s your evidence #miitheme pic.twitter.com/DCT1K9EAZ8
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cabin fever
@jakoblauritzen
As Jean would say: snack time!
@justamom819
#PenisoftheDay pic.twitter.com/h4aMisf2EU
@justamom819
#PenisoftheDay pic.twitter.com/h4aMisf2EU
ahaha fairs x
@jakoblauritzen
Katie Hopkins = Blocked
Julia Hartley-Brewer = Blocked
Dan Wootton = Blocked
Piers Morgan = Blocked
The… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Julia Hartley-Brewer = Blocked
Dan Wootton = Blocked
Piers Morgan = Blocked
The… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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JLO
@jakoblauritzen
Twitter do your thing... I need VKs
#DOUVK pic.twitter.com/XqXuVeItni
#DOUVK pic.twitter.com/XqXuVeItni
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JLO
@jakoblauritzen
@Marlinstarz @sgauci_ ‘Megan’ has gone from his bio, stay strong my bro
JLO
@jakoblauritzen
No way Mum has just offered to do my assignment doing amazing sweetie
JLO
@jakoblauritzen
Looking for a new friend to come see Little Mix with me all of my friends love techno and horse tranquilliser
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JLO
@jakoblauritzen
Bear grylls is a Tory
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
