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Jamie Porter
@jamiekyleporter
Why is my dad dressed as kermit the frog pic.twitter.com/4tMIKXIPnW
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Jamie Porter
@jamiekyleporter
LOOOOL... The dude in the grey hoodie hit the pole so hard he split into two people pic.twitter.com/wWQnDPJ6s6
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Jamie Porter
@jamiekyleporter
Genuinely just seen a lad wearing Yeezys at a bus stop #priorities
Jamie Porter
@jamiekyleporter
Fuckinell pic.twitter.com/6CRRj1zYB0
Retweet of status by @RobbieDaviesJr
Jamie Porter
@jamiekyleporter
Hideout looks like a "why you in bed without me haha" breeding ground
Retweet of status by @Sophiexdando
Jamie Porter
@jamiekyleporter
I'd update my Snapchat so I can see where me mates are, but I haven't got any, and my willy is small
Retweet of status by @POTNOODL3FRINGE
Jamie Porter
@jamiekyleporter
Not only do I have a dad bod, I also now have a Squashy t shirt tan
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Jamie Porter
@jamiekyleporter
"Single parents" where dad "stays over" - get everything paid for, don't work & dress their kids head to toe in Kenzo. "Workers" get zero!
Retweet of status by @beckyfhima
Jamie Porter
@jamiekyleporter
I've just blagged some lad in Ibiza I'm a "barber" he's full on let me cut his hair and it's a MESS
Retweet of status by @JoshPorter_
Jamie Porter
@jamiekyleporter
How will you vote today? *cough* pic.twitter.com/b9q3hkA127
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Jamie Porter
@jamiekyleporter
"When your dead asleep but your song comes on" pic.twitter.com/2Xzkvl7isQ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
