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Jaron Myers
@jaronmyers
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: a spouse is not a promise of God
Stop waiting until you’re marrie… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Stop waiting until you’re marrie… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Jaron Myers
@jaronmyers
Grandma wasn’t playing games this year... pic.twitter.com/lDTYk47bTp
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Jaron Myers
@jaronmyers
Christian moms were so against Harry Potter because of “witchcraft” but they love Essential Oils
Jaron Myers
@jaronmyers
Just went through a corn maze and a guy with a chainsaw jumped out and then stopped and said “Jaron Myers?”
Jaron Myers
@jaronmyers
In Los Angeles I’m a 2, but in Missouri I’m an 8 so
Jaron Myers
@jaronmyers
I’m too hot for the disrespect I get from some people
Jaron Myers
@jaronmyers
My bank won’t let me use any of my previous 5 passwords and I feel like some of you could take that as dating advice
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Jaron Myers
@jaronmyers
Game of Thrones wasn’t the only one who forgot to take the Starbucks cup off the table pic.twitter.com/I3AsgS8g0d
Jaron Myers
@jaronmyers
In the U.S. there are over 400,000 kids in foster care. And over 350,000 churches the math isn’t hard
Backyard O… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Backyard O… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Jaron Myers
@jaronmyers
New year, same me I’m perfect the way I ammmmmm
Jaron Myers
@jaronmyers
If you have the ability to vote, and you still don’t, then you don’t get to complain on the internet.
Please vote in November
Please vote in November
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
