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BrezzIsLife
@jayythedope
After waking up late, you still want to take breakfast?! No food for a lazy man
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BrezzIsLife
@jayythedope
Dating a fat girl is nice and beautiful!
Until she mistakenly sit on your balls
Until she mistakenly sit on your balls
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BrezzIsLife
@jayythedope
THE FIRST AND THE LAST TIME I TRIED STEALING
[A THREAD] pic.twitter.com/MEaArbMlrc
[A THREAD] pic.twitter.com/MEaArbMlrc
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BrezzIsLife
@jayythedope
Someone once said Stop fvckin your followers, Hmmm hoekayy
BrezzIsLife
@jayythedope
It sucks being ugly sha, if anybody mess for room na you go be prime suspect
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BrezzIsLife
@jayythedope
79 condoms minus your age plus 40 rounds is equal to last two digits of your answer is the last two digit of your birth year.
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BrezzIsLife
@jayythedope
This is very impossibly amazing, he bounced on the air?
pic.twitter.com/yAaex7Ie7W
pic.twitter.com/yAaex7Ie7W
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BrezzIsLife
@jayythedope
Same week, Davido gave us a global hit 'Risky' Naira Marley came through with #badinfluence Perruzi 'Only one'. I'm having eargasm rn
BrezzIsLife
@jayythedope
My ex didnβt only cheat, she told her new guy that I have only 3 boxers
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BrezzIsLife
@jayythedope
The lower your haircut, the happier your parents
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BrezzIsLife
@jayythedope
Wife: What are u doing?
Husband: Am Killing mosquitoes
Wife: How many did u kill?
Husband: I killed 3females andβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Husband: Am Killing mosquitoes
Wife: How many did u kill?
Husband: I killed 3females andβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
