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Ciku Granger-Weasley
@jciku
My Mum once beat me with her fav mwiko,it broke and she beat me some more for breaking her mwiko with my bad behaviours.
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Ciku Granger-Weasley
@jciku
[babies txting]
"my dad's thumb just came off"
lol wtf
"wait its back on again nvm"
ok lmao
"he just stole my nose"
im phoning the police
"my dad's thumb just came off"
lol wtf
"wait its back on again nvm"
ok lmao
"he just stole my nose"
im phoning the police
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Ciku Granger-Weasley
@jciku
LOL at that old Kikuyu man who said he doesn't pay tithe because he believes before God gives him money anakuwanga amekata yake
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Ciku Granger-Weasley
@jciku
We still stay with our parents, fam twitter.com/ianmbunde/statβ¦
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Ciku Granger-Weasley
@jciku
Ciku Granger-Weasley
@jciku
May we all heal from the wounds inflicted by the ones who were meant to love us the most.
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Ciku Granger-Weasley
@jciku
When Wanyama gets home and empties his pockets:
Keys
Phone
Wallet
Spaghetti
Kante
Keys
Phone
Wallet
Spaghetti
Kante
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Ciku Granger-Weasley
@jciku
Its not a wrong hole if you lube it with enough vagina juice.
Ciku Granger-Weasley
@jciku
Someone said the best thing about that Alien who speaks kikuyu in Star Wars is that it means even in a galaxy far far away potatoes exist
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Ciku Granger-Weasley
@jciku
Text ya crush
"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
You are fine as hell
What is your number "
And twitpic the response
"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
You are fine as hell
What is your number "
And twitpic the response
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Ciku Granger-Weasley
@jciku
How the hell did they approach our mothers back then??? pic.twitter.com/MYCMPftdcE
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
