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Jen Dβ
@jdick331
Speaking fluent French with total strangers while drinking my midday coffee la vie est belle fam
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Jen Dβ
@jdick331
An airline passenger checked a single can of beer as his only piece of luggage pic.twitter.com/MKkUCWY3QG
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Jen Dβ
@jdick331
Accurate twitter.com/ugiyppl/statusβ¦
Jen Dβ
@jdick331
I could have done this instead of the years of braces.....welp twitter.com/youknowsimba/sβ¦
Jen Dβ
@jdick331
All it takes is 2+ years of not seriously working out to forget how hard flipping tires is
Jen D β
@jdick331
Theme for this Friday's game against DeMatha is a camo out! Let's bring the ruckus #BeatDematha #HuntingSeason pic.twitter.com/EZI02IJywR
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Jen D β
@jdick331
My boyfriend's mixtapes make me so happy all the time....how does he choose such perfect songs?
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Jen D β
@jdick331
Everybody but me is sober....borinnnggg
Jen D β
@jdick331
Santa on the firetruck skipped our neighborhood...I stood in 25Β° weather for no santa....dreams crushed santa...I've been good-ish too.
Jen D β
@jdick331
It is raining...but just rain...no men....how useless
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
