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jen&tonic π
@jenaleigh97
This one time a boy I liked texted me, and I thought it was my mom. I called him mama. Thatβs when he stopped talking to me.
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jen&tonic π
@jenaleigh97
My professor used the term "mountains of horse shit" to describe psychology today.
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jen&tonic π
@jenaleigh97
I could respect you and blow your back out all for free
Retweet of status by @s1lenthill_
jen&tonic π
@jenaleigh97
If @Madilason opens one more of my snaps and doesn't reply I'm driving to Beckley to see what is more important than me.
jen&tonic π
@jenaleigh97
@Madilason This is true.
jen&tonic π
@jenaleigh97
@Madilason get away from my twitter.
jen&tonic π
@jenaleigh97
@Madilason @QuestionsiGuess @Ahlhecks "spilled it on the ceiling"
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jen&tonic π
@jenaleigh97
Do penguins have knees?
jen&tonic π
@jenaleigh97
jen&tonic π
@jenaleigh97
I never direct my tweets at anyone, but if the shoe fits wear that mother fucker and be gone
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jen&tonic π
@jenaleigh97
It's funny how you can set & hide behind a phone or computer all day shit talking, but when it comes to talking in person you can't.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
