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Jen Lienau✨
@jennylienau
My 1stgraders can remember all the lyrics of a Frozen song from 2 yrs ago but they can't remember I said to take a pencil out 2 secs ago
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Jen Lienau✨
@jennylienau
Me: " I need to start getting my resume together and apply for jobs."
Mom: "chipotle is hiring."
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Mom: "chipotle is hiring."
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Jen Lienau✨
@jennylienau
"Let's go to the bar with the live band"
"That's just a homeless man playing the xylophone..."
"That's just a homeless man playing the xylophone..."
Jen Lienau✨
@jennylienau
@chloe_hind @brookeheidewald says the girl who had dreams of putting acid in his fish tank
Jen Lienau✨
@jennylienau
I ordered 1 mcchicken and got 2--if that's not gods way of wishing me good luck on finals I don't know what is
Jen Lienau✨
@jennylienau
Champaign smells like breakfast foods and booze #
Jen Lienau✨
@jennylienau
Proposed to via Facebook #romantic @chitapants http://t.co/OaMITARNUo
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Jen Lienau✨
@jennylienau
@Rileyy19 hope not
Jen Lienau✨
@jennylienau
Dad reminding me I believed in Santa until 6th grade and I used to run sprints in the front yard every march so I could catch a leprechaun
Jen Lienau✨
@jennylienau
Jen Lienau✨
@jennylienau
@tstucklikeglue sharing is caring
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
