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jessicamclean
@jessica_mclean
**wont spend $20 on a shirt for mysef**
**buys $20 bandana for my dog**
**buys $20 bandana for my dog**
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jessicamclean
@jessica_mclean
IF I get 10,000 retweets, @magoo_can_do1 said he'd quit dipping!! pic.twitter.com/cjmxWNU4Fy
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jessicamclean
@jessica_mclean
Mike at lunch today: "ya know, im just gonna be a bookworm now & all im gonna do is read books"
Mike @6pm: "going to get Madden aftr work"
Mike @6pm: "going to get Madden aftr work"
jessicamclean
@jessica_mclean
Our @Towson_MLAX team leads Ohio State, 7-3, at halftime of their NCAA tournament semifinal. Let's go Tigers, finish strong!!
jessicamclean
@jessica_mclean
I just wanted to be a Braverman forever
jessicamclean
@jessica_mclean
Hot Tomatoes is life
jessicamclean
@jessica_mclean
Got a raise at work today
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jessicamclean
@jessica_mclean
Retweet if you're ready for Hometowns! An all-new episode of #TheBachelor starts now!
Retweet of status by @BachelorABC
jessicamclean
@jessica_mclean
TWO MONTHS UNTIL CHRISTMASSSSSS
jessicamclean
@jessica_mclean
23-year-old who has eaten Chipotle for the past 153 days reveals all his Chipotle hacks: cosm.ag/6017BE1jS pic.twitter.com/QVg2d2qPWP
Retweet of status by @Cosmopolitan
jessicamclean
@jessica_mclean
Messed up ordering my contacts & wasted 5 minutes of my day searching for the phone # for 1-800-CONTACTS.....
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
