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@jesusplayeddead
i come to the same churches chicken once a week, da lady that takes my order ALWAYS gives me an extra piece,
i think she wants to fuck
i think she wants to fuck
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@jesusplayeddead
imma tell a lie under oath
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@jesusplayeddead
ruben af. i’m like “what’s so funny??” and he’s like “you wouldn’t get it” twitter.com/akrumxx/status…
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@jesusplayeddead
cut back on groceries my girls lashes come FIRST 🥸
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@jesusplayeddead
pepper was about to risk everything for that mf chicken boa pic.twitter.com/k58tCaFFdj
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@jesusplayeddead
just denied service to like 7 people. man i love being manager
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@jesusplayeddead
nigga saw “good morning beautiful” and started cryin and throwing up twitter.com/SulamaTraore/s…
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@jesusplayeddead
i dont need pussy im what pussy needs
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@jesusplayeddead
Ratio twitter.com/Ajohn1311/stat…
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@jesusplayeddead
tried telling a funny story and nobody listened i'm gonna fucking kms
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@jesusplayeddead
I don’t think anyone has really hit on matt since we’ve been together and it kind of offends me you hoes too good for my man or what lol
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
