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Jettie Spaghetti
@jett_switzer
#HeyYouSeem a little suspicious, dude in the bushes. Your binoculars suggest you might not be a gardener
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Jettie Spaghetti
@jett_switzer
#IWouldLikeToBeKnownFor my kindness oh wait... I'm a bitch
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Jettie Spaghetti
@jett_switzer
You can be late for a hashtag and it's ok #InternetStarterTips
Jettie Spaghetti
@jett_switzer
#MyBestSexyLookIs After at Least a Bottle of Vodka pic.twitter.com/vSvEtjI0zR
Jettie Spaghetti
@jett_switzer
Just a dinosaur putting a dog to bed pic.twitter.com/WJQ7QNDRth
Retweet of status by @Rossmac212
Jettie Spaghetti
@jett_switzer
#IllNeverBeTooOldFor an impromptu
hotel bellyflop sesh pic.twitter.com/CpPj0GiXQx
hotel bellyflop sesh pic.twitter.com/CpPj0GiXQx
Retweet of status by @MiaPinchoff
Jettie Spaghetti
@jett_switzer
I tried to avoid spoilers #ButIStillFailed . Thanks, Internet people who never heard of group DMs to talk about TV shows and movies
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Jettie Spaghetti
@jett_switzer
Who's all in? Join me at Dick's Pizza pic.twitter.com/hAcVtmNdrx
Retweet of status by @steviusthegreat
Jettie Spaghetti
@jett_switzer
#MyLastDrunkText Clearly I'm too drunk to text... or tweet
Jettie Spaghetti
@jett_switzer
#ImProudToBe his mommy pic.twitter.com/7nTOXUJooa
Retweet of status by @lizs_heart
Jettie Spaghetti
@jett_switzer
Life right now pic.twitter.com/GEA4wNUiV4
Retweet of status by @KeshaTedder
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
