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@jhawk6229
GO GET YOUR VALUABLES OUT OF YOUR CAR AND LOCK IT. The burglin' jackwagons are already out.
Retweet of status by @LawrenceKS_PD
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@jhawk6229
I'm crying pic.twitter.com/xQOsVvFVNp
Retweet of status by @emilyloohoo
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M.F.
@jhawk6229
I swear the devil himself, Joel Osteen was rising in flames from the depths of my stove
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@jhawk6229
You've got the power - the power to charge your anywhere. Join us for Tech Night & receive a #Royals power bank:β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
M.F.
@jhawk6229
Guess who has two thumbs and keys to her first rental HOUSE?!?!
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@jhawk6229
@RJonesing @McCoy16 It looks like a feral animal!
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@jhawk6229
Do I tell this person on FB that they used the Liberian flag emoji () in their patriotic post and that it's not an American Flag Lite?
Retweet of status by @PatsHoppedUp
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@jhawk6229
@MsHeatherBeaver The hair! Ry just said: she dyed her hair AGAIN?!
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@jhawk6229
Why is it everytime I take a car into the shop I have a serpentine belt that's showing signs of wear and needs to be replaced?
M.F.
@jhawk6229
Mother, daughter, artist, queen . @Beyonce is slaying the #GRAMMYs with a visually-stunning performance.
Retweet of status by @pandoramusic
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@jhawk6229
Thanks for the ride.@Chiefs See you next year. #ChiefsKingdom
Retweet of status by @BaldiLOX0391
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
