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ʝєииιfєɾ
@jmaaaaguire
so tired and still can't sleeep
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ʝєииιfєɾ
@jmaaaaguire
“@GSElevator: #1: Cracked iPhone screen. Michael Kors bag. Excessive use of emoji in text. If any 2 out of 3, run fast.” all three
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jmaaaaguire
@jmaaaaguire
LMAO when you accidentally snapchat the most hideous picture to the wrong person sorry @doitlikejony hahahahahaha
jmaaaaguire
@jmaaaaguire
why can't you want me like the other boys do? they stare at me while I craaaave you
jmaaaaguire
@jmaaaaguire
@Jennnifaaa lmao just reminded me of you ps I'll be up Thursday let's rage
jmaaaaguire
@jmaaaaguire
@GabbyMendek hahaha I get that all the time #smileyface
jmaaaaguire
@jmaaaaguire
@Bittner1989 well considering my only option in life is to become a smokin' hot trophy wife let's hope I do find someone rich
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jmaaaaguire
@jmaaaaguire
had to pick a fake name to bartend with....obviously went with Bambi
jmaaaaguire
@jmaaaaguire
laying out allll day then work at 3
jmaaaaguire
@jmaaaaguire
someone come watch scary movies with me since my car's in the shop yet again
jmaaaaguire
@jmaaaaguire
Coooool @b_pawling @rharrington31 http://t.co/XIjBg0bO
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
