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@joemygoodness
*helping a Korean customer search up her membership*
Me: Last name please?
Her: Bae
Me: Yes you are, but I still need a last name
Me: Last name please?
Her: Bae
Me: Yes you are, but I still need a last name
18 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *helping a Korean customer search up her membership*
Me: Last name please?
Her: Bae
Me: Yes you are, but I still need a last name ππ
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JOE MACHO
@joemygoodness
Normal Person: "Beauty and the Beast"
Student Athlete: "Beauty and the Beast Mode "
Student Athlete: "Beauty and the Beast Mode "
Retweet of status by @PoodleDing
17 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Normal Person: "Beauty and the Beast"
Student Athlete: "Beauty and the Beast Mode π―πͺπ½π₯"
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@joemygoodness
Monsters In The Closet is still so under rated
Retweet of status by @sharparrr
11 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Monsters In The Closet is still so under rated β¨β¨β¨
JOE MACHO
@joemygoodness
Duck and cover! pic.twitter.com/2r27uvbbLN
Retweet of status by @SportsCenter
20 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Duck and cover! π https://t.co/2r27uvbbLN
JOE MACHO
@joemygoodness
Mona Lisa smile pic.twitter.com/AgnGWlVfXr
Retweet of status by @wearegalantis
09 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mona Lisa smile π€ https://t.co/AgnGWlVfXr
08 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Being positive doesn't mean ignoring the negative, being positive means overcoming the negativeππΌπ―
JOE MACHO
@joemygoodness
When you wake up early and plan on being all kinds of productive before work but instead you fall back asleep and almost miss your shift
30 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you wake up early and plan on being all kinds of productive before work but instead you fall back asleep and almost miss your shift πͺ
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@joemygoodness
Why is everyone hating on the dude who got arrested for not slowing down because he "needed to poo"?
That's a valid excuse in my book
That's a valid excuse in my book
Retweet of status by @WHOISJPARADISE
23 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why is everyone hating on the dude who got arrested for not slowing down because he "needed to poo"?
That's a valid excuse in my book π
JOE MACHO
@joemygoodness
@JMangonon5 lol too high key for me rn bro
31 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @JMangonon5 lol too high key for me rn bro π
JOE MACHO
@joemygoodness
So if u have it everyday of the week.. will you look 10-14 years younger? Will i look like a 13 year old? twitter.com/funny_truth/stβ¦
05 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So if u have it everyday of the week.. will you look 10-14 years younger? Will i look like a 13 year old? π€ https://t.co/p6hGIs1Mn8
JOE MACHO
@joemygoodness
This nigga really in the gym wearing a rash guard designed as Saiyan battle armor I'm fucking done
24 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This nigga really in the gym wearing a rash guard designed as Saiyan battle armor I'm fucking done ππ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ