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There are approximately 3 days left before Twitter removes legacy checkmarks. It's a breeze to transfer your legacβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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eye drops are technically blinker fluid.
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@Mariouma73 @SupremePianos I guess I'm a leg man.
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Police are looking for a guy who attacked six people with a knitting needle... they said it appears he's following some sort of pattern...
Retweet of status by @officialHJesus
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Would you rather know the secrets of outer space πͺ or the secrets of the ocean ?
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Quickest way to get my son to so his homework:
Ask him to do the dishes
Ask him to do the dishes
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@AdamantxYves I'm so sorry. If you ever need someone to talk to i'm here.
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@Naszeous Till after marriage
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
