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John Filipovic
@johnflipside
My girlfriend told me take a spider out instead of killing it.
We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer..
We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer..
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John Filipovic
@johnflipside
@Cocoa_Bean10 @montaga He is right..
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@johnflipside
Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries:
How Ruth Ginsburg disappeared from Washington
How Ruth Ginsburg disappeared from Washington
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John Filipovic
@johnflipside
I just said, "No comment" all the way through the police interview..
I didnβt get the job..
I didnβt get the job..
John Filipovic
@johnflipside
@ToscaAusten @_untamed_kat She doesnβt have a mind to make up..
John Filipovic
@johnflipside
Giving your number to a girl is like applying for a job. Thereβs a chance they wonβt get back to you, but itβs worth trying..
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@johnflipside
Trudeau facing possible criminal charges and impeachment --
In other news, Trudeau's eyebrows are heading south
In other news, Trudeau's eyebrows are heading south
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John Filipovic
@johnflipside
Someone probably invented an unpoppable balloon but we don't know about it because the balloon industry buried him in a field..
John Filipovic
@johnflipside
You canβt take dope to win the olympics, but you can use auto tune to win a Grammy..
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John Filipovic
@johnflipside
@KellzBellzzah With so many out of work , how does she keep her job. ..
John Filipovic
@johnflipside
@Cocoa_Bean10 Haha Democrat Congressman hard at work..
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
