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John thedon
@johnthe92611772
After the postal votes have been counted khan's reportedly managed to get 300% of the vote share for London..
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John thedon
@johnthe92611772
Jon Snow to quit as head of the Shite Watch...
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John thedon
@johnthe92611772
Breaking: The lead for the BBC's reboot of Luther announced..
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John thedon
@johnthe92611772
Pubs should put tiny retail concessions inside their pubs.
Checkmate Puritans.
Checkmate Puritans.
John thedon
@johnthe92611772
Only a matter of time until three seashells appear in toilets.
Until then.
"Be well"
Until then.
"Be well"
John thedon
@johnthe92611772
Breaking: The Philippines Variant is reported as being very clingy once it has found it's host..
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John thedon
@johnthe92611772
Breaking: The Gov reportedly first heard of the Nigerian Strain via email, which also contained a rather tempting financial offer..
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John thedon
@johnthe92611772
The 'scientists' biggest fear,
Is that their 15 mins is up.
Is that their 15 mins is up.
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John thedon
@johnthe92611772
If an Antiguan βvariantβ pops up things will really kick off..
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John thedon
@johnthe92611772
To me the Tiers are just gradients of Lockdown.
Pure semantics.
In my opinion anyhow.
Pure semantics.
In my opinion anyhow.
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John thedon
@johnthe92611772
Full blown Identity politics on it's way my American friends.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
