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Jordan
@jordan_t_27
βYou canβt even tell thatβs not your biological childβ is literally my favorite thing for someone to say to me. Love my bonus bby smuch
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Jordan
@jordan_t_27
Everyone said this program would take a lot out of you, but I never expected to lose so many of my organs during it
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Jordan
@jordan_t_27
When Jeff (my professor) tells us the neuro books he had us get are the ones med students use cuz he's not watering this shit down
Jordan
@jordan_t_27
I got to see Jay today pic.twitter.com/nELA8mCvO7
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Jordan
@jordan_t_27
i get WAY too many notifications about ppl starting live videos
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Jordan
@jordan_t_27
@KelliSweet23 and 80% of the conversation is about boobs
Jordan
@jordan_t_27
Today really sucks
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Jordan
@jordan_t_27
I love when professors say, "If you have a little free time," like that's a thing
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Jordan
@jordan_t_27
I love that football season is finally here
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Jordan
@jordan_t_27
I've been craving this weather.
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Jordan
@jordan_t_27
Like, do you just ask a stranger "Here take my picture while I pretend to look like your not taking my picture?" I'm just curious.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
