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Jordan Avenger
@jordanavenger
@Ssaarraahhh3 if you bring me those things i'll make you my gf
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Jordan Avenger
@jordanavenger
I used a turn signal at a roundabout today. I hate myself .
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Jordan Avenger
@jordanavenger
@Ssaarraahhh3 I'll be right by your side tomorrow tho
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@jordanavenger
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Jordan Avenger
@jordanavenger
why is Valentine's Day trending? that shit is a month away
Jordan Avenger
@jordanavenger
Jordan Avenger
@jordanavenger
too much
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Jordan Avenger
@jordanavenger
pretty sure I just lost 10 lbs of water weight. PHEW I just ran 5.09 mi with Nike+. go.nike.com/12i0s1v #nikeplus
Jordan Avenger
@jordanavenger
my dad emailed me and said he put $25 in my bank account so I didn't "look so destitute".
Jordan Avenger
@jordanavenger
"my biggest baggage: I never got my 3rd Gardasil shot."
what is tonight?!
what is tonight?!
Jordan Avenger
@jordanavenger
boyfriend is such a great cook. now I must go slip into my good coma.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
