iEmoji Feeds @Jordan Cora (jordancora)
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Jordan Cora
@jordancora
"It's our taxes that pay for that shit." -- People to stay away from at bars
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Jordan Cora
@jordancora
I just got my first fucking speeding ticket. I'm so pissed! Cops are dicks.
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Jordan Cora
@jordancora
Definitely not mad about this beautiful weather #PNW pic.twitter.com/oL2vig69gC
Jordan Cora
@jordancora
I needed a new lipstick like I needed a hole in my head. I got two.
Jordan Cora
@jordancora
3 burns and 45 minutes later, I have officially given up on building a fire.
Jordan Cora
@jordancora
@WineAboutLaw oh maaaaannnnnnn my mom text me and told me he's going to be on Y & R for a couple of episodes #MalcolmIsBack
Jordan Cora
@jordancora
There's a cap on the amount of effort a girl will put out on one person. Mine is tapped out.
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Jordan Cora
@jordancora
Not sure who these guys are but they had my phone at one point pic.twitter.com/4c0dXysRTH
Jordan Cora
@jordancora
Using one crying laughing emoji never does the trick. I need 50 of them to get the point across, k?
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
