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It's great that you're proud of your big boobs, but they actually go inside your shirt.
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I think Independence Day should be celebrated by having the whole week off of work
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Her makeup looks better than mine omg! pic.twitter.com/9Bq9zVIgat
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I love my dog more than I love 98% of people
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@JordanLSchwartz
watermelon sounds so good right now
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@JordanLSchwartz
This shit still gets me pic.twitter.com/ftDfBPLP9w
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Cannot express how excited I am to find out what we are having tomorrow!
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People please learn to drive
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This weather makes me so excited for Summer
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I just want to adopt every dog and cat in the world
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@JordanLSchwartz
Bawling my eyes out, perfec pic.twitter.com/pitvlg1bcj
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
